SEARCHIN’ (The Coasters)

I would have woken up in a perfectly goofy mood today if not for a possible tragedy with one of my pets. Luckily the Big Guy is eating, drinking, and being his normal cranky-assed self. Don’t worry, the health of my animals may affect me, but I’m really gonna try to not spend enormous amounts of time bitching and relaying cute stories about them.

New Yorkers are now faced with having to pay Pedro Espada Jr.’s son a $125,000 job! "Deputy director of intergovernmental relations." WTF! What does that even mean? Why not just make him the Chief Arbitrator for the Intergalactic Fuck Head Alliance. At least we’ll understand what that guy does without having to “google” it. First of all, if your title doesn’t effectively explain your purpose, you’re probably there for window dressing. Secondly, if you can’t explain the meaning behind the title in fewer than 20 words, you’re probably a criminal. I’m so sick of the way State politicians get away with their antics and the exploitation of the voter’s needs for change. The issues are never fully resolved. I can’t think of anything that has ever been 100% fixed by anyone besides potholes. But, as soon as one is filled another one appears.

Does anyone remember when the Schwartzenator was photographed filling a pothole purely for the photo-op? The pothole was dug up in that spot in the early hours before hand……JUST SO HE COULD LOOK GOOD FILLING IT! Granted that’s California….and they’re fucking broke as a Williamsburg gutter punk right now. Paying state employees with fucking I.O.U. notices. These people should send I.O.U. notices to the IRS until it’s all fucking worked out. Goddamn it! I hate politics.

What is a NY boy to do when he hates politics, politicians, and the retards that deliver the news stories. Oh…..fuck! I almost forgot. FOX news recently ran a story where an map of the middle east was pulled up FULL SCREEN. Everything would have been status qou…..except Egypt was in Iraq’s place. Seriously. I spent the morning searching to see if I missed something HUUUUUUGEE. Nope……..just American idiots doing a bang up job in front of the whole fucking world.

I love this country more than I can relate to you and there is nowhere I’d rather live. I have lived in a socialist European nation and visited many countries, cities, and known hordes of others that have lived in those places or even become ex-patriots. This is where I wanna be. No matter how much the coffee sucks here or how loud disgraceful the politics can be. This place is far better than anywhere else I’ve seen.

Unfortunately, politicians suck everywhere. Even more to the point of being unfortunate…we fucking need them to have some order to things. Not like their decisions truly give order to things, but the process for change is so long and tedious people have choice but to let shit play out with the pieces on the board. The pieces we’ve elected and allowed to lead us.