Saturday, August 15, 2009

OPETH (again)

Yesterday was a miserable life sucker of a day. Thankfully it’s over.

Michael Vick is now on the Eagles. Being the psychotic Giants fan, Eagles hater, and animal lover that I am, you’d think that I would naturally have a problem with all of this. I say leave the man alone now. He spent 18 months in prison locked up away from his children, animals, and the game he so elegantly plays. His apology seemed to be 100% heartfelt and honest. Athletes don’t make good actors or politicians. I was really trying to stay pissed at this guy. Being the animal lover that I am, it's hard to forgive him, but I do. He knows, as we all do, that this shit is not nearly over. Those crazy fuckers from PETA are going to protest at each game. Mark my words. In fact if PETA doesn’t capitalize on the reinstatement and hiring of Vick at each game by recruiting new members for their shamefully psychotic army during the weekly tailgating in Philly they’re wasting a valuable resource. Oops! I may have just given the greatest enemy to pet lovers everywhere a great idea.

On a much happier note….. the Raiders won the first game ever played in the Cowboy’s new stadium! Awesome. Who cares if it’s preseason? Texans take football as seriously as they do BBQ, oil drilling, and metal bands. They may all be trying to convince themselves that the game didn’t matter, but I’ll bet they can’t. The Oakland Raiders are national heroes as far as I’m concerned. Go Giants!

1 comment:

  1. no, that game did not matter in the slightest. you can bash texans all you want but i got photographic evidence of you in a mavs jersey...so suck it! seriously...damnit...i'll miss your humor. have peace my friend.

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